| Nai Nai, hi! |
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| Heh. |
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| Hey. |
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| Do you have
a second to save marine life? |
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| - All right.
- I was gonna say something snarky, |
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| but I used to work this job. |
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| Ooh, what happened, girl?
You got fired? |
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| I quit! Because I was about to get fired. |
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| Hey. |
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| Okay. |
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| So one day,
the wife goes out of town. |
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| And when she returns,
the husband says, |
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| "Honey, the cat is dead." |
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| And she says, "How can you tell me
so abruptly like this?" |
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| You have to ease me into bad news. |
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| Like, um, 'Honey, the cat, |
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| he got on the roof. |
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| And, uh, so..."' |
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| Now... a few months later, |
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| the wife goes out of town again. |
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| And she returns and the husband
greets her again. |
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