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You may now kiss the bride. 00:01:26.585 - 00:01:29.585
From now on, he'll take care of you... 00:01:30.710 - 00:01:33.375
and you'll take care of him. 00:01:33.459 - 00:01:35.417
He'll make you big baloney sandwiches... 00:01:35.459 - 00:01:37.833
and you'll buy him new socks and a white briefcase. 00:01:37.917 - 00:01:40.750
And you'll live happily ever after. 00:01:40.791 - 00:01:44.291
You're the luckiest girl in the world, Barbie. 00:01:44.374 - 00:01:46.916
The luckiest girl in the world. 00:01:46.998 - 00:01:49.415
You are the luckiest girl in the world. 00:01:50.497 - 00:01:52.748
When I did Whitney Houston's wedding, she was even more nervous than you. 00:01:52.831 - 00:01:56.496
And you look ten times better than she did. 00:01:56.538 - 00:01:58.954
No, I don't. 00:01:59.038 - 00:02:01.413
This isn't gonna work. 00:02:01.495 - 00:02:04.078
I'm fat! 00:02:04.162 - 00:02:05.662
And I'm gonna marry the wrong guy. 00:02:05.746 - 00:02:07.329
Look at me. 00:02:07.412 - 00:02:08.870
You are exquisite. 00:02:08.912 - 00:02:11.661
You're timeless. 00:02:11.744 - 00:02:14.077
You're the envy of your future sister-in-law Janice... 00:02:14.119 - 00:02:17.368
whom I overheard say at the last gown fitting, "Look at those thighs. 00:02:17.452 - 00:02:20.868
I'd kill for Tracy's thighs." 00:02:20.951 - 00:02:23.659