Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation 1CD (2008) 英语 srt 字幕

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- That's a little scary.
- Stop tying to wear me out.

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I think-You know, you have a real hang-up
with the term "stalker."

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No, I just fail to see how you showing up
at my museum everyday...

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for, like, two weeks
makes me the stalker...

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when clearly it makes you
the stalker.

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The most important thing to remember here-
Hand, please.

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These past two months...

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have really, truly been
the happiest two months...

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- of your life.
- [Laughs]

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- I love you.
- Love you too.
- There you go.

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W-Wait. Excuse me.
[Sing a song] Son of a bitch.

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I keep telling this guy no olives...

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and he keeps bringing me olives,
and that's a problem because-

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- You hate olives.
- I hate olives! I hate olives.

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Don't move. I'm on it.

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There. Crisis averted.

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You know, usually I would be
completely disgusted...

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with someone sticking their fingers
into my drink, but with you, not so much.

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In fact, it, uh- Mmm.
It adds a certain Melinda "zestiness" to it.

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Well, we make a good team.

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Yes, we do.

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Well, I am going to go powder my nose.
[Clears Throat]

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Oh. Do me a favor-
lf the waiter comes back...

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would you make sure
there are no olives in my cake?

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