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"The characters and events of this story are entirely fictional" 00:00:00.074 - 00:00:04.977
I'm a serious Astrologist. I don't hold hands to read palms 00:00:59.701 - 00:01:03.933
I'm not here to be harassed. Go away 00:01:08.610 - 00:01:10.908
I have this little problem 00:01:11.045 - 00:01:13.445
What is it? 00:01:15.149 - 00:01:16.377
Aging 00:01:17.118 - 00:01:18.244
Aging? 00:01:18.386 - 00:01:19.751
The problem with aging... 00:01:19.888 - 00:01:21.287
What star sign are you? 00:01:47.181 - 00:01:48.842
Oh, I'm hardly a star, I'm from nowhere... 00:01:49.851 - 00:01:53.617
Get lost 00:01:55.089 - 00:01:56.750
I'm worried... about premature aging 00:01:56.891 - 00:02:00.349
I get wasted on 3 drinks and buy up lottery tickets... 00:02:00.995 - 00:02:05.432
About your little problem. Can you still get it up? 00:02:12.373 - 00:02:16.207
You're fine 00:02:58.219 - 00:02:59.345
I'm the one worried... 00:03:02.357 - 00:03:03.949
about aging 00:03:05.627 - 00:03:07.424
I'm starting to sag a little. Know what I mean? 00:03:13.568 - 00:03:16.696
Getting up in the morning is a real drag... 00:03:19.073 - 00:03:21.803
Starting to feel my age... 00:03:21.943 - 00:03:24.468
Don't you worry. You're still really hot 00:03:28.650 - 00:03:32.711