| So I move into the centre lane... |
00:00:02.500 - 00:00:04.300 |
| ...I get ahead of this woman who felt,
for some reason, I'd cut her off. |
00:00:05.800 - 00:00:09.800 |
| So she pulls up alongside of me,
gives me the finger. |
00:00:10.300 - 00:00:15.000 |
| It seems like such an arbitrary,
ridiculous thing... |
00:00:16.700 - 00:00:19.700 |
| ...to just pick a finger
and you show it to the person. |
00:00:19.900 - 00:00:24.000 |
| It's a finger. What does it mean? |
00:00:26.100 - 00:00:27.800 |
| Someone shows me
one of their fingers... |
00:00:28.000 - 00:00:30.500 |
| ...and I'm supposed to feel bad. |
00:00:30.700 - 00:00:32.900 |
| Is that the way it's supposed to work?
I mean... |
00:00:33.300 - 00:00:36.100 |
| ...you could just give someone
the toe, really, couldn't you? |
00:00:36.300 - 00:00:39.400 |
| I would feel worse if I got the toe
than if I got the finger. |
00:00:39.600 - 00:00:42.900 |
| It's not easy to give the toe. |
00:00:43.000 - 00:00:44.500 |
| You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off
and drive, get it up in the... |
00:00:44.700 - 00:00:49.300 |
| "Look at that toe, buddy." |
00:00:49.400 - 00:00:50.800 |
| I mean, that's really insulting,
to get the toe, isn't it? |
00:00:50.900 - 00:00:54.200 |
| That it? I've got the Q-Tips,
got the mini-umbrella. |
00:00:58.500 - 00:01:01.800 |
| Something boring to read
on the plane. |
00:01:02.000 - 00:01:05.700 |
| That's it. |
00:01:09.000 - 00:01:10.400 |
| Done. |
00:01:10.600 - 00:01:11.900 |
| That is the single greatest packing
performance I have ever seen. |
00:01:12.400 - 00:01:16.100 |
| I am the master packer. |
00:01:16.200 - 00:01:19.700 |
