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Barkeep, what's the drunkest I can get for, um, 00:00:31.176 - 00:00:35.840
two bucks? 00:00:35.881 - 00:00:37.348
For two bucks I can let you drink 00:00:37.383 - 00:00:38.748
everything that spilled on my overpour mat tonight... 00:00:38.784 - 00:00:40.945
Splatmat Special. 00:00:40.986 - 00:00:42.453
That sounds terrible. 00:00:42.488 - 00:00:44.007
Bring it. 00:00:46.250 - 00:00:48.554
- Third-wheeling it, huh? - Huh? 00:01:01.373 - 00:01:03.841
Oh, yeah. They're just friends from work. 00:01:06.512 - 00:01:09.140
You want some advice? 00:01:09.181 - 00:01:11.581
Watch your back around those two. 00:01:11.617 - 00:01:13.380
- Watch my back? - Couples are not to be trusted. 00:01:13.419 - 00:01:17.253
We just work together. 00:01:18.757 - 00:01:20.691
Yeah, it all seems innocent, 00:01:20.726 - 00:01:22.751
till one day you're sitting in a bar, 00:01:22.795 - 00:01:25.059
telling a stranger about how your life got ruined. 00:01:25.097 - 00:01:28.498
- You don't have to tell... - It all started four months ago. 00:01:28.534 - 00:01:31.230
Karen Elizabeth Beale, 00:01:47.019 - 00:01:48.884
will you do me the great honor of marrying me? 00:01:48.921 - 00:01:52.482
Look what you've done to Alfonse! 00:02:05.938 - 00:02:08.463
Hey, you know, it could have been worse. 00:02:18.884 - 00:02:21.546