| Will you take a look at that?
Pretty pathetic, huh? |
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| Well, you'll never believe this,
but that llama you're looking at
was once a human being. |
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| And not just any human being.
That guy was an emperor. |
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| A rich, powerful ball of charisma.
Oh, yeah! |
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| This is his story.
Well, actually, my story. |
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| That's right...
I'm that llama. |
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| The name is Kuzco... |
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| Emperor Kuzco. |
00:01:00.626 - 00:01:02.992 |
| I was the world's nicest guy,
and they ruined my life for no reason. |
00:01:03.095 - 00:01:06.895 |
| Oh, is that hard to believe?
Look, I tell you what. |
00:01:06.999 - 00:01:08.933 |
| You go back a ways,
you know, before I was a llama
and this will all make sense. |
00:01:09.034 - 00:01:14.631 |
| All right, now see. That's a little
too far back. Oh! Look at me. |
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| That's me as a baby. |
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| Ahem.
All right, let's move ahead. |
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| - Oh, yeah.
- There are despots and dictators |
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| Political manipulators |
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| There are blue bloods
with the intellects of fleas |
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| There are kings and catty tyrants |
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| Who are so lacking in refinements |
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| They'd be better suited
swinging from the trees |
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| He was born and raised to rule |
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