| We are gathered here today
to immortalise in song |
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| the life and untimely death
of a great legend. |
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| - Rango.
- So sit back, relax, |
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| and enjoy your low-calorie popcorn
and assorted confections |
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| while we tell you the strange
and bewildering tale of a hero |
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| who has yet to enter his own story. |
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| Crunchy, creamy, cookie,
candy, cupcake. |
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| Okay, everybody,
let's take it from the top. |
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| The stage is set,
the night moist with apprehension. |
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| Alone in her chamber, the princess
prepares to take her own life. |
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| "It is far better to nourish worms
than to live without love." |
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| She reaches for the poisoned chalice. |
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| Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio
plots his ascension to the throne |
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| while her ageing father
lies gravely ill. |
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| "Yes, I am gravely ill." |
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| "Hark, who goes there?" |
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| 'Tis I, the much-anticipated hero, |
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| returning to rescue
his emotionally unstable maiden! |
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| Unhand her, you jailers of virtue, |
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| or taste the bitter sting
of my vengeance! |
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| The sting of my... |
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