| (over phone): Good morning, South
Philadelphia Animal Shelter. |
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| SWEET DEE: Yes, hello, I would like
to apply for an adoption, please. |
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| DENNIS: Hey, what are
you guys talking about? |
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| CHARLIE: We're adopting a
dog-fighting pit bull. |
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| We're gonna keep it in
the bar, all right? |
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| Well, why wasn't I
consulted about this? |
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| Because last time we tried to
get a junkyard dog, we wound up |
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| getting a junkyard cat, and that's
exactly where you're gonna go with it. |
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| Yeah. |
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| Because I don't want some
goddamn snarling hellhound |
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| running around inside of our bar! |
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| Are you crazy? |
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| Look, we're going to
rehabilitate the dog, okay? |
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| We don't want it to
attack other dogs. |
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| Now we would like for
it to attack people. |
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| If it attacks a person, great! |
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| Yeah. And, if the dog-- or when
the dog-- bites a customer, |
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| that person then can go home and have
a great story for their friends. |
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| It's a win-win for everybody. |
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| That's true! |
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| You can go, like, "Dude, I got
bit a pit bull in a bar." |
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