| Went to dinner the other night,
check came at the end of the meal. |
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| Never liked the
"check at the end of the meal" system. |
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| Money's a different thing
before you eat. |
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| Before you eat, money has no value. |
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| You don't care
when you're hungry. |
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| You sit down in a restaurant, you're
the ruler of an empire. "More drinks!. |
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| Appetizers!. Quickly, quickly. |
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| It will be the greatest
meal of our lives." |
00:00:24.224 - 00:00:28.388 |
| Then after the meal, you know,
you got the pants open... |
00:00:28.561 - 00:00:32.725 |
| ...you got the napkins destroyed... |
00:00:32.899 - 00:00:34.594 |
| ...cigarette butt
in the mashed potatoes. |
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| Then the check comes at that moment. |
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| People are always upset, you know? |
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| They're mystified by the check. |
00:00:42.675 - 00:00:45.940 |
| "What is this? |
00:00:46.112 - 00:00:48.046 |
| How could this be?" |
00:00:49.015 - 00:00:50.812 |
| They start passing it around the table,
"Does this look right to you? |
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| We're not hungry now.
Why are we buying all this food?" |
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| I think Superman probably has
a very good sense of humor. |
00:01:04.364 - 00:01:07.822 |
| I never heard him say anything funny. |
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| It's common sense. |
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