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So l move into the centre lane... 00:00:02.680 - 00:00:04.553
...l get ahead of this woman who felt, for some reason, l'd cut her off. 00:00:06.141 - 00:00:10.268
So she pulls up alongside of me, gives me the finger. 00:00:10.853 - 00:00:15.728
lt seems like such an arbitrary, ridiculous thing... 00:00:17.525 - 00:00:20.609
...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person. 00:00:20.777 - 00:00:25.070
lt's a finger. What does it mean? 00:00:27.241 - 00:00:29.067
Someone shows me one of their fingers... 00:00:29.242 - 00:00:31.911
...and l'm supposed to feel bad. 00:00:32.078 - 00:00:34.403
ls that the way it's supposed to work? l mean... 00:00:34.747 - 00:00:37.747
...you could just give someone the toe, really, couldn't you? 00:00:37.916 - 00:00:41.165
l would feel worse if l got the toe than if l got the finger. 00:00:41.335 - 00:00:44.750
lt's not easy to give the toe. 00:00:44.921 - 00:00:46.499
You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off and drive, get it up in the-- 00:00:46.673 - 00:00:51.417
'' Look at that toe, buddy.'' 00:00:51.593 - 00:00:53.004
l mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it? 00:00:53.178 - 00:00:56.593
That it? l've got the Q-Tips, got the mini-umbrella. 00:01:01.017 - 00:01:04.516
Something boring to read on the plane. 00:01:04.687 - 00:01:08.518
That's it. 00:01:12.026 - 00:01:13.436
Done. 00:01:13.694 - 00:01:14.974
That is the single greatest packing performance l have ever seen. 00:01:15.529 - 00:01:19.360
l am the master packer. 00:01:19.532 - 00:01:23.149