| Hello. Hi. |
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| My name is Leslie Knope, and I work for
the Parks and Recreation Department. |
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| Can I ask you
a few questions? |
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| Would you say
that you are, |
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| "Enjoying yourself
and having fun, |
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| "having a moderate
amount of fun |
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| "and somewhat
enjoying yourself, |
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| "or having no fun
and no enjoyment?" |
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| I'm gonna put
a lot of fun. |
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| Ms. Knope,
there's a drunk stuck in the slide. |
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| LESLIE: Sir, this is
a children's slide. |
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| You're not allowed to sleep in here.
MAN: What is? |
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| LESLIE: You know,
when I first tell people |
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| that I work in the government,
they say, |
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| "Oh. The government.
The government stinks. |
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| "The lines are too long
at the DMV." |
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| But now things
have changed. |
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| People need our help. |
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| And it feels good
to be needed. |
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| Could you put
your arms to your side? |
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| MAN: Wait... |
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