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Love Is when you look Into someone's eyes, and suddenly... 00:01:10.751 - 00:01:16.451
you go all the way Inslde to their soul... 00:01:16.523 - 00:01:22.462
and you both know, Instantly. 00:01:22.529 - 00:01:26.192
I always Imagined I would fall In love, nursing a blind soldler... 00:01:30.203 - 00:01:35.140
who was wounded In battle. 00:01:35.208 - 00:01:38.803
Or maybe whlle rescuing someone In the mlddle of a bllzzard... 00:01:38.879 - 00:01:41.814
seconds before the avalanche hits. 00:01:41.882 - 00:01:44.373
I thought, at least, by the age of 15, I would have a love life. 00:01:46.386 - 00:01:50.982
But, I don't even have a "like" life. 00:01:51.057 - 00:01:53.719
And, so then, what did he say? 00:01:56.663 - 00:01:59.757
I think I'm coming down with something. 00:01:59.833 - 00:02:01.994
Honey, you're just tired. 00:02:02.068 - 00:02:04.059
That's what you're always saying. I mean, what if I'm not tired? 00:02:04.137 - 00:02:07.664
What if this is what I really look like now? 00:02:07.741 - 00:02:10.403
Then I want a divorce. Come on. What did the repair guy say? 00:02:10.477 - 00:02:14.345
He said... I have not gained six pounds. 00:02:14.414 - 00:02:18.350
Get off, get back on, sometimes it... 00:02:18.418 - 00:02:21.410
- Seven pounds? - Sticks. 00:02:21.488 - 00:02:24.924
Excuse me, could I just have a little tiny space up here in the corner? 00:02:29.930 - 00:02:34.026
He said that we need a new printer, he said... Do I seem bloated to you? 00:02:34.100 - 00:02:39.697
Please, not this subject. Please, please. 00:02:39.773 - 00:02:42.173