Love Is when you look Into
someone's eyes, and suddenly... |
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you go all the way Inslde
to their soul... |
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and you both know, Instantly. |
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I always Imagined I would fall In love,
nursing a blind soldler... |
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who was wounded In battle. |
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Or maybe whlle rescuing someone
In the mlddle of a bllzzard... |
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seconds before the avalanche hits. |
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I thought, at least, by the age of 15,
I would have a love life. |
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But, I don't even have a "like" life. |
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And, so then, what did he say? |
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I think I'm coming down
with something. |
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Honey, you're just tired. |
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That's what you're always saying.
I mean, what if I'm not tired? |
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What if this is
what I really look like now? |
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Then I want a divorce. Come on.
What did the repair guy say? |
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He said...
I have not gained six pounds. |
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Get off, get back on,
sometimes it... |
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- Seven pounds?
- Sticks. |
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Excuse me, could I just have a little
tiny space up here in the corner? |
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He said that we need a new printer,
he said... Do I seem bloated to you? |
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Please, not this subject.
Please, please. |
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