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## [Chorus Singing] 00:00:03.903 - 00:00:07.202
[Bell Ringing] 00:00:10.143 - 00:00:12.168
[Tires Screeching] 00:00:12.278 - 00:00:14.178
D'oh! [Screams] 00:00:15.415 - 00:00:17.508
- ## [Carnival] - [Squeaking] 00:00:19.285 - 00:00:21.913
[Grunts] 00:00:22.022 - 00:00:23.216
[Women Chattering] 00:00:34.100 - 00:00:37.331
They say the pancakes here stink. 00:00:37.437 - 00:00:40.429
Thank you, Agnes. Let's begin. 00:00:40.540 - 00:00:42.531
I'm happy to report that our shares in Dynaflux Unimatics... 00:00:42.642 - 00:00:46.009
are up a delicious seven and three-quarters. 00:00:46.112 - 00:00:48.637
This means our investment club portfolio has nearly... 00:00:48.748 - 00:00:51.615
doubled in value. 00:00:51.718 - 00:00:53.618
- [Chattering] - Oh, that's wonderful. 00:00:53.720 - 00:00:56.518
I suggest we pump our profits into some new high-risk ventures. 00:00:56.623 - 00:01:00.491
Oh, oh! How about Oklasoft? 00:01:00.593 - 00:01:02.493
It's Oklahoma's fastest-growing software company. 00:01:02.595 - 00:01:04.893
Um, cushions? Everybody likes to sit on cushions. 00:01:04.998 - 00:01:07.899
Children are so fat today. Isn't there some way we can make money off that? 00:01:08.001 - 00:01:12.131
There's a franchise fair this weekend. 00:01:12.238 - 00:01:14.138
Why don't we buy a business? 00:01:14.240 - 00:01:16.333