| CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
COLUMBIA TRISTAR
DOMESTIC TELEVISION |
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| NEVER LIKED THE CHECK AT
THE END OF THE MEAL SYSTEM. |
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| MONEY'S DIFFERENT
BEFORE AND AFTER YOU EAT. |
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| BEFORE YOU EAT,
MONEY HAS NO VALUE. |
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| YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY
WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY. |
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| YOU'RE LIKE THE RULER
OF AN EMPIRE--MORE DRINKS! |
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| APPETIZERS! |
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| QUICKLY, QUICKLY. |
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| IT WILL BE THE GREATEST
MEAL OF OUR LIVES. |
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| THEN AFTER THE MEAL, YOU KNOW,
YOU GOT THE PANTS OPEN, |
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| YOU GOT
THE NAPKINS DESTROYED, |
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| CIGARETTE BUTT
IN THE MASHED POTATOES. |
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| THEN THE CHECK COMES
AT THAT MOMENT. |
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| PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS UPSET,
YOU KNOW. |
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| THEY'RE MYSTIFIED
BY THE CHECK. |
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| WHAT IS THIS? |
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| HOW COULD THIS BE? |
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| THEY START PASSING IT
AROUND THE TABLE. |
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| DOES THIS LOOK
RIGHT TO YOU? |
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| WE'RE NOT HUNGRY NOW. |
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| WHY ARE WE BUYING
ALL THIS FOOD? |
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