| WENT OUT TO DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT,
CHECK CAME AT THE END OF THE MEAL,
AS IT ALWAYS DOES |
00:00:01.290 - 00:00:04.158 |
| NEVER LIKED THE CHECK AT
THE END OF THE MEAL SYSTEM. |
00:00:05.761 - 00:00:07.962 |
| MONEY'S DIFFERENT
BEFORE AND AFTER YOU EAT. |
00:00:07.996 - 00:00:10.298 |
| BEFORE YOU EAT,
MONEY HAS NO VALUE. |
00:00:10.332 - 00:00:12.967 |
| YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY
WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY. |
00:00:13.001 - 00:00:15.803 |
| YOU'RE LIKE THE RULER
OF AN EMPIRE--MORE DRINKS! |
00:00:15.838 - 00:00:18.773 |
| APPETIZERS! |
00:00:18.807 - 00:00:19.941 |
| QUICKLY, QUICKLY. |
00:00:19.975 - 00:00:21.976 |
| IT WILL BE THE GREATEST
MEAL OF OUR LIVES. |
00:00:22.010 - 00:00:25.980 |
| THEN AFTER THE MEAL, YOU KNOW,
YOU GOT THE PANTS OPEN, |
00:00:26.014 - 00:00:30.818 |
| YOU GOT
THE NAPKINS DESTROYED, |
00:00:30.853 - 00:00:32.653 |
| CIGARETTE BUTT
IN THE MASHED POTATOES. |
00:00:32.688 - 00:00:35.156 |
| THEN THE CHECK COMES
AT THAT MOMENT. |
00:00:35.190 - 00:00:37.825 |
| PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS UPSET,
YOU KNOW. |
00:00:37.860 - 00:00:40.228 |
| THEY'RE MYSTIFIED
BY THE CHECK. |
00:00:40.262 - 00:00:43.464 |
| WHAT IS THIS? |
00:00:43.499 - 00:00:46.467 |
| HOW COULD THIS BE? |
00:00:46.502 - 00:00:48.336 |
| THEY START PASSING IT
AROUND THE TABLE. |
00:00:48.370 - 00:00:50.671 |
| DOES THIS LOOK
RIGHT TO YOU? |
00:00:50.706 - 00:00:53.975 |
| WE'RE NOT HUNGRY NOW. |
00:00:54.009 - 00:00:55.510 |
| WHY ARE WE BUYING
ALL THIS FOOD? |
00:00:55.544 - 00:01:00.348 |
