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(CROWD CHEERING) 00:00:39.800 - 00:00:43.588
WILL: Dear David Bowie... 00:00:44.280 - 00:00:46.236
Well, it's Monday morning, which, Iet's face it, in Cincinnati, is redundant. 00:00:53.600 - 00:00:57.991
I'm getting ready for school, or, as I like to call it, 00:00:58.520 - 00:01:01.273
Guantánamo with a lunch period. 00:01:01.400 - 00:01:03.630
My mom says that's seeing the glass half-empty. 00:01:03.760 - 00:01:06.115
Personally, I just hope one day to actually see the glass. 00:01:06.240 - 00:01:09.232
Will, you're going to be late. 00:01:09.360 - 00:01:11.430
Will? 00:01:11.560 - 00:01:12.595
Are you writing another letter to David Bowie? 00:01:13.320 - 00:01:15.834
Doesn't it bother you that he never writes back? 00:01:16.360 - 00:01:18.749
-He knows that would only intimidate me. -See, why can't I process rejection like that? 00:01:18.880 - 00:01:24.238
Good. Let's go. 00:01:25.920 - 00:01:27.353
TEACHER: So, what does the white whale symbolize here? 00:01:30.240 - 00:01:33.312
WlLL: School isn't gut-wrenchingly awful. 00:01:33.440 - 00:01:35.795
Mostly, it's just kind of like novocaine for the soul. 00:01:37.000 - 00:01:40.231
I tend to make snap judgments about people 00:01:42.120 - 00:01:44.156
based on what kind of music they like. Like these kids are into hip-hop lite, 00:01:44.280 - 00:01:48.717
the kind where some rapper does one verse of a Christina Aguilera song. 00:01:48.840 - 00:01:52.628
Then there's the "Trustafarians." 00:01:52.760 - 00:01:54.478