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| - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME AZIZ ANSARI! |
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| [cheers and applause] |
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| - THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. |
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| THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. |
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| THANK YOU.
WHOA, WHOA. |
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| OH, WOW. |
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| THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. |
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| THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. |
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| THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU GUYS.
THANK YOU. |
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| I RECENTLY MOVED
TO LOS ANGELES AND, YOU KNOW, |
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| A BIG ISSUE HERE AND EVERYWHERE
IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW |
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| IS GAY RIGHTS. |
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| AND I WAS WALKING DOWN
THE STREET ONCE, |
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| AND THIS GUY CAME UP
TO ME WITH A CLIPBOARD. |
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| AND HE GOES, "HEY, MAN. |
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| DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT
FOR GAY RIGHTS?" |
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| AND I WENT, "SORRY, MAN.
I'M IN A LITTLE BIT OF A RUSH." |
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| AND THEN THAT DUDE WATCHED ME
WALK INTO A JAMBA JUICE. |
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| AND HE WAS A LITTLE UPSET. |
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| HE WAS LIKE, "REALLY, MAN? |
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