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YOU MAY WONDER WHAT I AM DOING 00:00:22.432 - 00:00:24.099
IN THE BACK OF AN R.A.F. PLANE 00:00:24.101 - 00:00:26.101
FLYING AT 10,000 FEET ABOVE THE ENGLISH CHANNEL, 00:00:26.103 - 00:00:29.070
DISGUISED AS A MONK. 00:00:29.072 - 00:00:30.939
THERE IS, OF COURSE, A PERFECTLY NORMAL EXPLANATION. 00:00:30.941 - 00:00:33.742
I HAD TO LEAVE NOUVION IN A HURRY 00:00:33.744 - 00:00:36.011
BECAUSE THE GERMANS WERE GOING TO GIVE ME 00:00:36.013 - 00:00:37.713
A COLLABORATION MEDAL FOR HELPING THEM 00:00:37.715 - 00:00:39.581
AND THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE WERE GOING TO HAVE ME SHOT 00:00:39.583 - 00:00:42.117
IF I ACCEPTED IT. 00:00:42.119 - 00:00:43.452
AS NEITHER OF THESE TWO OPTIONS APPEALED TO ME, 00:00:43.454 - 00:00:46.087
MY WAITRESS, YVETTE AND I, DISGUISED OURSELVES AS MONKS 00:00:46.089 - 00:00:49.391
TO TAKE THE PLACE OF THE TWO BRITISH AIRMEN, 00:00:49.393 - 00:00:51.960
WHO WERE ALSO DISGUISED AS MONKS, 00:00:51.962 - 00:00:53.929
TO CATCH THIS PLANE. 00:00:53.931 - 00:00:55.364
AS YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE TAKEN THEIR PLACE. 00:00:55.366 - 00:00:57.899
UNFORTUNATELY, THE BEST LAID PLANS 00:00:57.901 - 00:01:00.202
CAN GO WRONG, 00:01:00.204 - 00:01:01.470
AND THIS ONE IS, AS THEY SAY, 00:01:01.472 - 00:01:03.605
A REAL TURKEY. 00:01:03.607 - 00:01:05.808