| I am so fucked. |
00:00:51.468 - 00:00:54.210 |
| I make one stupid bet with
a sociopathic Lithuanian kid |
00:00:54.388 - 00:00:58.051 |
| and now my best friend's in jail,
my dad is a fugitive, |
00:00:58.225 - 00:01:01.809 |
| they found a dead body
in my mom's trunk, |
00:01:01.979 - 00:01:04.641 |
| the love of my life thinks
I'm the Antichrist, |
00:01:04.815 - 00:01:07.477 |
| and I have crabs. |
00:01:07.651 - 00:01:10.768 |
| But most shockingly... |
00:01:10.946 - 00:01:13.653 |
| Mom? |
00:01:13.824 - 00:01:15.815 |
| She wouldn't have gone anywhere.
We're fully stocked. |
00:01:22.958 - 00:01:26.792 |
| Mom? Mom? |
00:01:26.962 - 00:01:30.079 |
| Holy... shit. |
00:01:33.844 - 00:01:37.928 |
| Is that a letter to her dog? |
00:01:42.686 - 00:01:44.802 |
| 911. What's your emergency? |
00:01:44.980 - 00:01:47.062 |
| Yes, I'd like to order
an ambulance. |
00:01:47.232 - 00:01:48.847 |
| - Location, please?
- 844 Marx Avenue. |
00:01:49.026 - 00:01:51.187 |
| Oh, hey, Rick. |
00:01:51.361 - 00:01:53.067 |
| Rick? Rick? |
00:01:53.238 - 00:01:55.194 |
| I'm selling raffle tickets
to the Policemen's Ball. |
00:01:55.365 - 00:01:59.324 |
| Is your mother home? |
00:01:59.494 - 00:02:01.075 |
| Yes, but I think she's dead. |
00:02:01.246 - 00:02:03.658 |
| - Step down, and...
- Got it. |
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