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YOU MAY WONDER
WHAT I AM DOING |
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IN THE BACK
OF AN R.A.F. PLANE |
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FLYING AT 10,000 FEET
ABOVE THE ENGLISH CHANNEL, |
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DISGUISED AS A MONK. |
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THERE IS, OF COURSE,
A PERFECTLY NORMAL EXPLANATION. |
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I HAD TO LEAVE NOUVION
IN A HURRY |
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BECAUSE THE GERMANS
WERE GOING TO GIVE ME |
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A COLLABORATION MEDAL
FOR HELPING THEM |
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AND THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE
WERE GOING TO HAVE ME SHOT |
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IF I ACCEPTED IT. |
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AS NEITHER OF THESE TWO OPTIONS
APPEALED TO ME, |
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MY WAITRESS, YVETTE AND I,
DISGUISED OURSELVES AS MONKS |
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TO TAKE THE PLACE
OF THE TWO BRITISH AIRMEN, |
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WHO WERE ALSO
DISGUISED AS MONKS, |
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TO CATCH THIS PLANE. |
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AS YOU CAN SEE
WE HAVE TAKEN THEIR PLACE. |
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THE BEST LAID PLANS |
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CAN GO WRONG, |
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AND THIS ONE IS,
AS THEY SAY, |
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A REAL TURKEY. |
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