| As you may
well know, I am many things. |
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| An arts dealer, an accomplished fencer, |
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| fair shot with most weapons. |
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| I am loved and respected
by all who know me... |
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| Slightly. |
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| But I have always felt |
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| there's something missing, you see. |
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| Some final piece of my personal puzzle. |
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| I needed something bold, distinctive. |
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| Ah, thank you. |
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| The work of art with which |
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| I could declare to the heavens, |
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| I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai, |
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| and this little bit of magic |
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| is my mustache. |
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| I see. |
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| Shall we to business then, Fang? |
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| Would you mind? |
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| "Find," you said. |
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| Mmm, and find, I have done. |
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| The Qianlong vase. |
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