| Hello, everybody. |
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| Hello. Thank you. |
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| Hello. |
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| Thank you. |
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| Thank you so much. |
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| Hello, everybody.
Welcome to the Grand Tour, |
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| which, this week,
comes from the Netherlands. |
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| We're setting something
of a record, actually, |
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| cos we are the first three
British men ever to come here
for a weekend |
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| and not vomit on a prostitute. |
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| Actually,
we love coming to Holland. |
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| James for his...
for his own reasons. |
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| And I like it because
the Dutch are officially |
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| the tallest people on earth. |
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| It's true. True fact. |
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| - Yes, and I hate it here.
- I'm sick of... |
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| I'm sick of staring
at belly buttons all day. |
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| The only problem I do have here
is that I'm not allowed to use
the word "swaffelen". |
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| Yeah. |
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| Well, you just did, didn't you? |
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| No, the thing is, OK,
it is a really bad word here, |
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