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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY COLUMBIA TRISTAR DOMESTIC TELEVISION 00:00:03.019 - 00:00:06.889
SHE THOUGHT THAT I CUT HER OFF. 00:00:06.923 - 00:00:09.058
SHE PULLS UP ALONGSIDE OF ME... 00:00:09.092 - 00:00:11.860
GIVES ME THE FINGER. 00:00:11.895 - 00:00:14.163
IT SEEMS LIKE SUCH AN ARBITRARY, 00:00:14.197 - 00:00:16.331
RIDICULOUS THING 00:00:16.366 - 00:00:17.766
TO JUST PICK A FINGER, 00:00:17.801 - 00:00:20.269
AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE PERSON. 00:00:20.303 - 00:00:23.205
IT'S A FINGER. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 00:00:24.808 - 00:00:27.776
SOMEONE SHOWS ME ONE OF THEIR FINGERS, 00:00:27.811 - 00:00:30.279
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD. 00:00:30.313 - 00:00:32.281
IS THAT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK? 00:00:32.315 - 00:00:34.783
YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE THE TOE, COULDN'T YOU? 00:00:34.818 - 00:00:37.286
I WOULD FEEL WORSE IF I GOT THE TOE 00:00:37.320 - 00:00:40.255
THAN IF I GOT THE FINGER. 00:00:40.290 - 00:00:42.291
IT'S NOT EASY TO GIVE SOMEONE THE TOE. 00:00:42.325 - 00:00:44.893
YOU GOT TO GET THE SHOE AND SOCK OFF 00:00:44.928 - 00:00:47.362
AND DRIVE, GET IT UP IN THE-- 00:00:47.397 - 00:00:49.798
LOOK AT THAT TOE, BUDDY. 00:00:49.833 - 00:00:51.834
THAT'S REALLY INSULTING-- TO GET THE TOE, ISN'T IT? 00:00:51.868 - 00:00:55.137
I'VE GOT THE Q-Tips, THE MINI-UMBRELLA, 00:00:58.775 - 00:01:01.677