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Stan, I was cleaning your study 00:00:03.751 - 00:00:05.650
and found something we need to discuss. 00:00:05.652 - 00:00:07.786
Not my journal! How dare you?! 00:00:08.034 - 00:00:09.955
Those are my most private thoughts! 00:00:09.957 - 00:00:11.590
Okay, I confess. 00:00:11.592 - 00:00:13.125
Every entry was plagiarized from "The Diary of Anne Frank." 00:00:13.127 - 00:00:16.261
I was staring at that blank page, 00:00:16.263 - 00:00:17.696
and I couldn't think of a damn thing. 00:00:17.698 - 00:00:18.997
I'm blocked, Francine. I don't have it anymore. 00:00:18.999 - 00:00:21.833
[Crying] Maybe I never did! 00:00:21.835 - 00:00:23.468
What? No! 00:00:23.470 - 00:00:24.936
I found the events calendar for Steve's school. 00:00:24.938 - 00:00:27.406
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I forgot all about that 00:00:27.408 - 00:00:29.241
because I-I've just been flowing on my journal. 00:00:29.243 - 00:00:31.977
Well, they're having an assembly to promote abstinence. 00:00:31.979 - 00:00:35.247
Shouldn't they be learning about safe sex? 00:00:35.249 - 00:00:38.016
Have you given Steve the talk? 00:00:38.018 - 00:00:39.951
Steve doesn't need the talk. He's not ready. 00:00:39.953 - 00:00:41.987
Let's not tarnish the innocence of Daddy's sexless little boy. 00:00:41.989 - 00:00:45.457
Sexless?! Look at him! 00:00:45.459 - 00:00:47.926
[Moaning] 00:00:47.928 - 00:00:50.095