Greetings, fellow humans. |
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What you are about to see
is a historical record |
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of my life as a detective. |
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It has been rigorously fact-checked. |
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It is also highly confidential. |
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But I have agreed to document it
because my expertise is invaluable |
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to anyone who ever wanted
to be a detective. |
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Which is probably everyone. |
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That said, do not try any of what
you are about to see at home. |
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The high stakes world
of a professional detective is dangerous, |
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fast moving, and unpredictable. |
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Especially the part involving a truck,
a window, and a polar bear. |
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A world of success |
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It's waiting for me |
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If I heed the call |
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I won't settle down |
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Won't settle for less... |
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Mistakes were made. |
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But I should back up. |
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The story, not the truck. |
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This is where I live. |
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