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Greetings, fellow humans. 00:00:05.922 - 00:00:07.465
What you are about to see is a historical record 00:00:09.300 - 00:00:12.095
of my life as a detective. 00:00:12.220 - 00:00:14.430
It has been rigorously fact-checked. 00:00:15.473 - 00:00:17.559
It is also highly confidential. 00:00:18.476 - 00:00:20.478
But I have agreed to document it because my expertise is invaluable 00:00:21.771 - 00:00:25.859
to anyone who ever wanted to be a detective. 00:00:25.942 - 00:00:28.278
Which is probably everyone. 00:00:29.154 - 00:00:30.697
That said, do not try any of what you are about to see at home. 00:00:32.198 - 00:00:35.910
The high stakes world of a professional detective is dangerous, 00:00:37.579 - 00:00:41.541
fast moving, and unpredictable. 00:00:41.624 - 00:00:43.710
Especially the part involving a truck, a window, and a polar bear. 00:00:44.919 - 00:00:49.257
A world of success 00:00:53.595 - 00:00:56.347
It's waiting for me 00:00:57.974 - 00:01:00.810
If I heed the call 00:01:01.477 - 00:01:05.607
I won't settle down 00:01:07.025 - 00:01:10.153
Won't settle for less... 00:01:11.321 - 00:01:12.822
Mistakes were made. 00:01:19.579 - 00:01:20.997
But I should back up. 00:01:24.918 - 00:01:26.043
The story, not the truck. 00:01:27.128 - 00:01:28.922
This is where I live. 00:01:30.215 - 00:01:31.466