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ALEX: All my life, my second cousin Eddie 00:00:00.195 - 00:00:02.281
has believed he knows what's best for me. 00:00:02.352 - 00:00:03.765
I'll have a passion fruit iced tea, please. 00:00:03.836 - 00:00:05.828
Wrong! He'll have a medium chai. 00:00:05.883 - 00:00:07.849
- Extra dirty. - Oh, no, thanks. 00:00:07.918 - 00:00:09.418
I'm not a chai guy or a dirty guy. 00:00:09.486 - 00:00:11.382
Trust me. That's the move here. 00:00:11.437 - 00:00:12.870
I'm gonna turn you into a dirty guy. 00:00:12.939 - 00:00:15.006
Oh, that's not what it sounds like. We're cousins. 00:00:15.074 - 00:00:17.208
I've had to tell this guy what he likes his whole life. 00:00:17.276 - 00:00:19.310
He was too scared... 00:00:19.379 - 00:00:20.778
Yep. It's always Eddie knows best. 00:00:20.847 - 00:00:22.446
And occasionally, he does. 00:00:22.515 - 00:00:23.981
But other times, I mean, take this Incubator, 00:00:24.050 - 00:00:26.317
for example, right? Eddie found it 00:00:26.386 - 00:00:28.219
and talked me into signing this ridiculously long lease. 00:00:28.321 - 00:00:31.589
It's not exactly perfect for what we do here because... 00:00:31.624 - 00:00:34.091
[Dog barks] 00:00:34.160 - 00:00:36.193
Because of that. 00:00:36.295 - 00:00:37.628
Why are there dogs in the Incubator? 00:00:37.697 - 00:00:39.664
Oh, they're with that new start-up "Ruff Timez". 00:00:39.732 - 00:00:41.565