MADDY: So, why do it? |
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-'Cause it's dangerous.
-MADDY: Like you can sprain
a tit or something. |
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This is the most dangerous
sport in American high school,
bitch. |
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MADDY: More dangerous
than football? |
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More catastrophic injuries
per student. |
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- How do I look?
- MADDY: Dangerous. |
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Duh. |
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MADDY: Take me through
a typical Thursday. |
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Well, first I get up
at the ass crack for my run. |
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I mean, obviously
staying in shape
is a part of the gig. |
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It's called cheerleading. |
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You know, I have to be a leader. |
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Oh, Marvin. |
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And diplomatic. |
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Proactive. |
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Seriously, hon. |
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Come to the realm, boys! |
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My bitches do not disappoint. |
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MADDY: So why do you call
yourselves bitches? |
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Blackfoot Bloodhounds, yo. |
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Boys be dogs, girls be bitches. |
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