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MADDY: So, why do it? 00:00:32.165 - 00:00:35.034
-'Cause it's dangerous. -MADDY: Like you can sprain a tit or something. 00:00:35.036 - 00:00:37.876
This is the most dangerous sport in American high school, bitch. 00:00:38.505 - 00:00:42.074
MADDY: More dangerous than football? 00:00:42.076 - 00:00:44.276
More catastrophic injuries per student. 00:00:44.278 - 00:00:46.545
- How do I look? - MADDY: Dangerous. 00:00:49.749 - 00:00:51.990
Duh. 00:00:52.919 - 00:00:53.986
MADDY: Take me through a typical Thursday. 00:01:00.527 - 00:01:02.761
Well, first I get up at the ass crack for my run. 00:01:02.763 - 00:01:05.397
I mean, obviously staying in shape is a part of the gig. 00:01:05.399 - 00:01:08.233
It's called cheerleading. 00:01:08.235 - 00:01:09.835
You know, I have to be a leader. 00:01:09.837 - 00:01:11.203
Oh, Marvin. 00:01:11.205 - 00:01:12.271
And diplomatic. 00:01:12.273 - 00:01:13.605
Proactive. 00:01:13.607 - 00:01:14.673
Seriously, hon. 00:01:14.675 - 00:01:16.408
Come to the realm, boys! 00:01:16.410 - 00:01:18.110
My bitches do not disappoint. 00:01:18.112 - 00:01:20.746
MADDY: So why do you call yourselves bitches? 00:01:20.748 - 00:01:23.068
Blackfoot Bloodhounds, yo. 00:01:24.417 - 00:01:26.652
Boys be dogs, girls be bitches. 00:01:26.654 - 00:01:28.754