| Damn it! Ever since Langley Falls
approved medical marijuana, |
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| this whole town has
gone straight to hell. |
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| Uh-oh, looks like Stan is hot. |
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| Damn right, I'm hot! |
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| Crime is up, the economy is down. |
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| Look at this. |
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| They're even reporting
about how stoned this |
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| Dow Jones character is
instead of actual news. |
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| Potheads are so stupid, Stan. |
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| - So stupid.
- Oh, he's on his feet. |
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| Why did the pothead cross the road? |
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| He doesn't remember.
Well, I'll tell you one thing. |
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| It wasn't to get to his job
like the hardworking chicken. |
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| - Kick it!
- [LAUGHTER, RAP MUSIC PLAYS] |
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| - [MUSIC STOPS]
- What's the difference between a pothead |
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| and a working man? |
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| A working man works, man. |
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| A pothead puts pots in his head,
Judge Dredd. |
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| - Kick it!
- [LAUGHTER, MUSIC PLAYS] |
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| Mr. S, this is hilarious. |
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| Why the hell are you laughing? |
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