| You want to kill Wednesday. |
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| We want to help you do that. |
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| Then sign me the fuck up. |
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| Godspeed. |
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| Do you really have
to kill this dude? |
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| Yes, I do. |
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| Take the coin
and you can't miss. |
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| Do you know what this song is?
It's like, "Ba-ba, ba-ba..." |
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| I wonder
if you can help me... |
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| ...about something called |
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| Artifact Number 1. |
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| My grandfather had a hen. |
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| Always laid eggs with two yolks. |
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| Not one.
Not three. |
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| Two. |
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| Every other day,
there they were. |
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| Two perfect yolks. |
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| We named that hen Deuce. |
00:01:18.350 - 00:01:20.181 |
| Paw-Paw won him
in a card game. |
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| You ate two of those eggs
in the morning, |
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| you could go all day
without another morsel. |
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