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The Egyptian plover and the Nile crocodile 00:00:02.281 - 00:00:04.574
are an example of a symbiotic relationship at its finest. 00:00:04.575 - 00:00:08.870
So... we're just watching TV with the pig now. 00:00:10.372 - 00:00:12.874
Is that it? Is this my life? 00:00:12.875 - 00:00:15.501
Hans Gruber has a name, Mama. 00:00:15.502 - 00:00:17.253
We don't name food in this house. 00:00:17.254 - 00:00:18.629
We eat it. 00:00:18.630 - 00:00:20.048
Mama, he doesn't understand that you're joking. 00:00:20.049 - 00:00:22.675
- I'm not. - I promise you, sweetie. 00:00:22.676 - 00:00:25.065
No one is ever going to eat Hans Gruber. 00:00:25.099 - 00:00:26.643
He's a member of our family now. 00:00:26.668 - 00:00:27.918
Uh, Greg, honey. 00:00:27.953 - 00:00:29.495
Can you come join me at the window? 00:00:29.520 - 00:00:30.771
Why? 00:00:30.772 - 00:00:31.897
So we can look out. 00:00:31.898 - 00:00:34.316
- Oh, at what? - I want to have a private conversation. 00:00:34.317 - 00:00:36.318
Why are you so bad at this? 00:00:36.319 - 00:00:37.736
Okay, you stay. 00:00:39.822 - 00:00:42.407
You know that reoccurring fantasy I have 00:00:42.408 - 00:00:44.618
where I accidentally get locked up 00:00:44.619 - 00:00:46.036
in a mental hospital, and I get to spend three weeks 00:00:46.037 - 00:00:48.080