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What are you making? 00:00:03.891 - 00:00:04.990
Mashed cauliflower for my mom. 00:00:05.059 - 00:00:06.258
She has dietary restrictions. 00:00:06.327 - 00:00:07.426
Yes, I know. She has an angry bowel. 00:00:07.495 - 00:00:09.705
It's irritable. 00:00:09.784 - 00:00:10.949
Like your parents coming for Thanksgiving makes me. 00:00:11.018 - 00:00:13.135
For the next six hours, I need you to be 00:00:13.190 - 00:00:14.789
courteous, kind, and respectful. 00:00:14.858 - 00:00:16.024
That's not fair. 00:00:16.093 - 00:00:17.192
That's like me asking you to catch a football. 00:00:17.261 - 00:00:20.262
...Jackson... a perfectly thrown ball... 00:00:20.330 - 00:00:23.007
Hey! I was just about to look up at that. 00:00:23.333 - 00:00:25.534
What are you doing? 00:00:26.970 - 00:00:28.036
Making it look dusty and unused. 00:00:28.105 - 00:00:29.638
My parents are coming, and I was raised... 00:00:29.713 - 00:00:30.946
- Without a TV. - Without a TV. 00:00:31.008 - 00:00:32.856
Just because you grew up with the worst life imaginable... 00:00:32.927 - 00:00:35.094
I had books. 00:00:35.163 - 00:00:36.162
We're saying the same thing... 00:00:36.230 - 00:00:37.663
doesn't mean we should suffer every time they visit. 00:00:37.732 - 00:00:40.032
I don't want my dad to think we're slaves to technology. 00:00:40.101 - 00:00:42.119