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Hey, Katie! 00:00:03.748 - 00:00:04.980
Viv? 00:00:05.023 - 00:00:06.656
How'd you get in? 00:00:06.725 - 00:00:07.742
Oh! I broke in while you guys were away, 00:00:07.813 - 00:00:10.147
called a locksmith, pretended I was you, 00:00:10.215 - 00:00:11.715
and had a key made. 00:00:11.783 - 00:00:12.949
It's not important. 00:00:13.018 - 00:00:13.950
- Mm. - Whatcha workin' on? 00:00:14.019 - 00:00:15.252
Deciding on the best way to keep you out... 00:00:15.320 - 00:00:16.520
a guard dog or dig a moat and fill it with carbs. 00:00:16.588 - 00:00:18.889
- You! - Mm-hmm-hmm. 00:00:18.957 - 00:00:21.024
Ooh. Cursive. What's this? 00:00:21.093 - 00:00:23.393
These are the sample invitations for the Spring Gala. 00:00:23.462 - 00:00:26.196
I'm so sorry, but I cannot go to your little Gala. 00:00:26.265 - 00:00:28.565
I don't have any money because of the divorce, 00:00:28.634 - 00:00:30.267
and my new boyfriend is a pig trainer, 00:00:30.335 - 00:00:32.002
which is not as lucrative as it sounds. 00:00:32.070 - 00:00:34.738
You don't have to apologize. You're not invited. 00:00:34.806 - 00:00:36.273
It's a school function, and you don't have kids. 00:00:36.341 - 00:00:38.542
Well, I might someday soon. 00:00:38.610 - 00:00:39.910
What now? 00:00:41.079 - 00:00:42.012