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Katie: They say one day a meteor will strike the Earth, 00:00:00.001 - 00:00:02.468
obliterating life as we know it, 00:00:02.470 - 00:00:04.336
but it's not coming soon enough to help me. 00:00:04.338 - 00:00:06.672
You see, my neighbor, Fat Pam, 00:00:06.674 - 00:00:08.173
is giving up and moving to Vermont. 00:00:08.175 - 00:00:09.942
She's had enough of the skinnies in this town, 00:00:09.944 - 00:00:12.211
and once Fat Pam is gone, I am going to be the s... 00:00:12.213 - 00:00:14.980
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 00:00:14.982 - 00:00:16.215
Anna-Kat! Do not pee in the yard! 00:00:16.217 - 00:00:19.151
Mom, I've thought about it, 00:00:19.153 - 00:00:20.953
and I refuse to participate 00:00:20.955 - 00:00:22.354
in the school food drive on principle. 00:00:22.356 - 00:00:24.323
And what principle is that? 00:00:24.325 - 00:00:26.325
Westport homeless people have better stuff than we do. 00:00:26.327 - 00:00:29.061
Nude Norman rides a bike that's worth more than our car. 00:00:29.063 - 00:00:31.397
And when he does wear clothes, 00:00:31.399 - 00:00:33.032
they're Ms. Halloran's cashmere hand-me-downs. 00:00:33.034 - 00:00:35.367
It's a little thing called charity, Oliver. 00:00:35.369 - 00:00:37.236
It's the worst thing for him. 00:00:37.238 - 00:00:38.871
Nude Norman isn't gonna get a job 00:00:38.873 - 00:00:40.406
if it's open season on free cans of creamed corn. 00:00:40.408 - 00:00:42.808