Katie: They say one day a
meteor will strike the Earth, |
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obliterating life as we know it, |
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but it's not coming
soon enough to help me. |
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You see, my neighbor, Fat Pam, |
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is giving up and
moving to Vermont. |
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She's had enough of the
skinnies in this town, |
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and once Fat Pam is gone,
I am going to be the s... |
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! |
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Anna-Kat! Do not
pee in the yard! |
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Mom, I've thought about it, |
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and I refuse to participate |
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in the school food
drive on principle. |
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And what principle is that? |
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Westport homeless people have
better stuff than we do. |
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Nude Norman rides a bike that's
worth more than our car. |
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And when he does wear clothes, |
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they're Ms. Halloran's
cashmere hand-me-downs. |
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It's a little thing
called charity, Oliver. |
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It's the worst thing for him. |
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Nude Norman isn't
gonna get a job |
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if it's open season on
free cans of creamed corn. |
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