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Come on, get in the car... Family breakfast. 00:00:00.652 - 00:00:02.862
Mom, I have to practice my squat jumps for volleyball. 00:00:02.953 - 00:00:05.643
Your what? Oh, good Lord. 00:00:05.761 - 00:00:08.328
If I did that, Anna-Kat wouldn't wouldn't be the only one peeing in the yard. 00:00:08.397 - 00:00:10.990
Get in the car. 00:00:11.233 - 00:00:12.888
Oh, and we have to stop by Office Depot. 00:00:12.975 - 00:00:14.942
I need to make some posters for the school's recycling drive... 00:00:15.004 - 00:00:17.421
- chairman. - You can start by recycling 00:00:17.523 - 00:00:19.806
that stupid blue bag from The New York Times 00:00:19.875 - 00:00:22.809
that you leave next to the toilet every day. 00:00:22.878 - 00:00:24.645
- Do I have to go? - Yes! 00:00:24.713 - 00:00:26.847
I want a fun family outing. Now get in the car. 00:00:26.915 - 00:00:30.550
Mom, we talked about the sweat pants... 00:00:30.619 - 00:00:32.853
Westporters get dressed to go out in public. 00:00:32.921 - 00:00:35.069
We're not Westporters. 00:00:35.094 - 00:00:36.159
We are renters who live in Westport. 00:00:36.184 - 00:00:37.624
It is a small distinction, but I cling to it. 00:00:37.693 - 00:00:40.227
Now, get in the car. 00:00:40.295 - 00:00:43.497
Mama, I found this on the windshield. 00:00:45.434 - 00:00:47.701
A "concerned" neighbor thinks 00:00:47.770 - 00:00:49.283
we should get the dent in our minivan fixed. 00:00:49.308 - 00:00:51.970