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Katie: I love a good yard sale, 00:00:00.305 - 00:00:01.671
but in Westport, they're called "estate sales." 00:00:01.740 - 00:00:04.273
Wait, I didn't hit that hard enough. 00:00:04.398 - 00:00:05.830
"Estate sales." 00:00:05.899 - 00:00:07.802
Okay, it's just a bunch of stuff 00:00:07.903 - 00:00:10.130
a dead person's kids don't want. 00:00:10.233 - 00:00:11.480
- Calm down. - [Chanting] Let us in! Let us in! 00:00:11.505 - 00:00:14.406
- Let us in! - Oh, no. 00:00:14.475 - 00:00:15.908
There's stupid Chloe Brown Mueller 00:00:15.977 - 00:00:17.209
and her husband, stupid Stan Lawton. 00:00:17.278 - 00:00:19.244
Ooh, we should call them over. 00:00:19.413 - 00:00:20.746
Greg, I wasn't using "stupid" to mean, like, "funky fresh." 00:00:20.815 - 00:00:22.748
I really don't like them. 00:00:22.817 - 00:00:23.849
I mean, Stan's okay, but Chloe's the worst. 00:00:23.918 - 00:00:25.884
She's always mommy-blogging and Instagraming, and to top it all off... 00:00:25.953 - 00:00:29.488
- Hey, Stan, it's me... Greg! - [Gasps] 00:00:29.557 - 00:00:31.359
Did you just wave them over here? 00:00:31.437 - 00:00:33.361
Greg, you will never believe what I just saw. 00:00:33.461 - 00:00:36.228
See that table? 00:00:36.297 - 00:00:37.496
- See the racist mugs? - Uh-huh. 00:00:37.565 - 00:00:38.897
Right next to that are actual arrowheads made by the Paugussett tribe. 00:00:38.966 - 00:00:42.658