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English subtitles "American Housewife" Blue Christmas - transcript

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[ Snorting ] 00:00:03.600 - 00:00:06.060
Katie: Ooh! Looks like Santa forgot one. 00:00:06.060 - 00:00:08.770
[ Gasps ] Presents! 00:00:08.770 - 00:00:10.850
[ Chuckles ] 00:00:10.850 - 00:00:12.810
Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 00:00:12.810 - 00:00:15.980
You look handsome in your new outfit. 00:00:15.980 - 00:00:18.020
Really? 'Cause I risked it this year and went full mannequin. 00:00:18.020 - 00:00:19.940
Whatever the mannequin was wearing, I bought. 00:00:19.940 - 00:00:22.560
Everybody freeze! You know the drill. 00:00:22.560 - 00:00:24.810
First we build a fire, then we have a big breakfast, 00:00:24.810 - 00:00:27.730
then Dad gives his "True Meaning of Christmas" speech, then... 00:00:27.730 - 00:00:30.190
Oliver cuts me off and says... 00:00:30.190 - 00:00:31.640
Can we just get to the presents? 00:00:31.640 - 00:00:32.770
And then you say... 00:00:32.770 - 00:00:33.900
Don't make me hit you on Christmas. 00:00:33.900 - 00:00:35.440
And then I finish the speech, and we all open presents. 00:00:35.440 - 00:00:37.810
And that's our family tradition. 00:00:37.810 - 00:00:40.480
All we need is Dad's seasonal hypochondria to kick in. 00:00:40.480 - 00:00:42.600
Ha, ha. 00:00:42.600 - 00:00:43.600
It's not hypochondria if it's real. 00:00:43.600 - 00:00:45.310