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Thank you, everybody, for being here. Have a great evening, 00:00:05.369 - 00:00:07.883
- and drive safe. - Oh, I cannot believe this heat wave. 00:00:08.049 - 00:00:10.961
It's 2 a.m. How can it be so hot when there's no sun? 00:00:11.129 - 00:00:14.280
Tell me about it. The Cranberries are playing 00:00:14.449 - 00:00:16.280
an animal-rights benefit here on Saturday, 00:00:16.449 - 00:00:18.280
and it's gonna be a million degrees in here. 00:00:18.449 - 00:00:20.519
Phoebe, you keep making like you're on Red Shoe Diaries, 00:00:22.329 - 00:00:25.844
and I'm gonna have to bust out a can of man repellent. 00:00:26.009 - 00:00:28.239
- I can't help it. - All right, people, 00:00:28.409 - 00:00:30.639
move along. Nothing to see here. Go on. 00:00:30.809 - 00:00:33.881
Goodness. Am I gonna have to hose you down? 00:00:34.449 - 00:00:37.282
It's not my fault. I am in a highly excited state right now. 00:00:37.449 - 00:00:41.647
Not that I'd mind being hosed down with water. 00:00:41.809 - 00:00:43.879
I feel like I'm on fire. Feel my forehead. 00:00:44.049 - 00:00:46.404
- Phoebe, you're burning up. - I know, tell me about it. 00:00:46.609 - 00:00:49.601
Something's happening to me, Piper, something really freaky. 00:00:49.769 - 00:00:52.602
Sweetie, I think you need to call a doctor. 00:00:52.769 - 00:00:55.488
But I don't feel sick. I just... I feel... 00:00:55.649 - 00:00:59.688
I feel hot, aroused. 00:01:01.369 - 00:01:04.327
I've been having this dream, Piper. 00:01:09.249 - 00:01:10.967
This sex dream. 00:01:11.409 - 00:01:13.923