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O great American multitude, and sports fans everywhere. 00:01:14.654 - 00:01:20.820
Today we inaugurate the 20th annual Transcontinental Road Race. 00:01:20.893 - 00:01:26.024
Today the five bravest young men and women 00:01:26.099 - 00:01:30.536
in this bravest of nations 00:01:30.603 - 00:01:33.504
will risk their lives 00:01:33.573 - 00:01:35.234
in the greatest sporting event since the days of Spartacus. 00:01:35.308 - 00:01:39.267
Three days hence, a new American champion will be crowned, 00:01:39.345 - 00:01:44.578
for all the world to behold in awe, 00:01:44.650 - 00:01:48.643
in respect, 00:01:48.721 - 00:01:50.382
in fear. 00:01:50.456 - 00:01:52.117
All right, all right. This is Junior Bruce, your buddy-buddy and mine. 00:01:52.191 - 00:01:57.595
And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow play-by-play 00:01:57.663 - 00:02:00.962
when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track. 00:02:01.033 - 00:02:05.527
Do I hear the sound of engines? 00:02:05.605 - 00:02:08.130
It's "Calamity" Jane Kelly, queen of the road, 00:02:08.207 - 00:02:12.041
at the wheel of that mean old ornery stud Bull. 00:02:12.111 - 00:02:15.569
Zany Janie, winner of this year's trials at Watkins Glen, 00:02:19.519 - 00:02:22.886
placed second in 1998 00:02:22.955 - 00:02:24.946
and led at last year's second lap until she went out with gear trouble. 00:02:25.024 - 00:02:29.427
Her fans and lovers everywhere wish Janie better luck this year. 00:02:29.495 - 00:02:34.125
My fans can wish me all the luck they want. 00:02:34.200 - 00:02:36.430