| ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ |
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| ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ |
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| ♪ But where are those good
old-fashioned values ♪ |
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| ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ |
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| ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ |
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| ♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪ |
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| ♪ All the things that make us ♪ |
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| ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ |
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| ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ |
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| Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker. |
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| Coming up, we interview a man |
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| who went a whole Hawaiian vacation |
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| without giving a "hang
loose" sign in a picture, |
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| and also didn't do the "lei" joke. |
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| You won't believe this incredible story. |
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| Oh, wait, he's a Japanese
man? Doesn't speak English. |
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| So... so he just didn't know. |
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| Happy birthday, Brian. |
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| We bought you a cake with the groceries, |
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| so it got smashed with a
jug of Tide in the car. |
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