| ♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪ |
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| ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ |
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| ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ |
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| ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ |
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| ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ |
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| ♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪ |
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| ♪ All the things that make us ♪ |
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| ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ |
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| ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ |
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| Everyone,
I want to thank you all |
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| for helping us decorate
for the fall dance. |
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| What's the theme of this dance,
anyway? |
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| (chuckles) |
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| Ah, been doing this
a long time, Meg. |
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| Literally the next thing
out of my mouth. The theme is |
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| Climate Change: Dance like
it's the End of the World. |
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| - We're going to...
- How do we even decorate
for that? |
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| (sighs) We're gonna
pump the heat up to 92 |
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| and fill the gym up
with six inches of water. |
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| And then, you know, balloons,
streamers, all that crap. |
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| So, thanks again. |
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