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So, for Halloween... 00:00:02.080 - 00:00:03.350
I'm not doing a couples costume. 00:00:03.420 - 00:00:04.790
That's not what I was going to say, 00:00:04.860 - 00:00:06.420
but since you brought it up, this year, 00:00:06.490 - 00:00:07.920
Halloween does fall on a Saturday... date night. 00:00:07.940 - 00:00:10.390
You wear a black dress, I go as ALF, 00:00:10.460 - 00:00:12.300
and you're my puppeteer! 00:00:12.400 - 00:00:13.600
You love black dresses 00:00:13.670 - 00:00:14.930
and putting words into my mouth. 00:00:14.950 - 00:00:16.230
ALF was a puppet? 00:00:16.300 - 00:00:17.500
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] HONEY: Yoo-hoo! It's us. 00:00:17.570 - 00:00:18.860
Ooh, give me those fat baby thighs. 00:00:18.880 - 00:00:21.900
Why is there no baby? Where's the baby? 00:00:23.780 - 00:00:25.780
Sleeping safely at home. 00:00:25.880 - 00:00:27.380
We're testing out the new baby monitor. 00:00:27.450 - 00:00:28.790
MARVIN: [CHUCKLING] Yeah. This is the farthest 00:00:28.810 - 00:00:30.190
- we've ever gone without her. - [BABY MONITOR WHIRRING] 00:00:30.200 - 00:00:31.490
I can sit on your stoop and drink a glass of wine. 00:00:31.500 - 00:00:33.360
[BOTH LAUGH] 00:00:33.380 - 00:00:34.720
[BABY MONITOR SHUTS OFF] 00:00:34.750 - 00:00:35.790
- Oh. - Oh. 00:00:35.850 - 00:00:37.150