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[Patty] It was the first day of senior year, 00:00:11.887 - 00:00:13.722
and I woke up still drunk. 00:00:13.847 - 00:00:15.724
The night before was mostly a blur. 00:00:16.099 - 00:00:18.477
That is, after I emptied out the entire minibar. 00:00:19.019 - 00:00:21.813
If I had any chance of making it through the day, 00:00:21.980 - 00:00:24.066
I needed something to soak up the booze. 00:00:24.149 - 00:00:26.193
"Went to Atlanta for AA retreat. 00:00:26.818 - 00:00:28.487
Unreachable for four days. Call if you need me. Smiley face, Mom. 00:00:28.946 - 00:00:33.200
First day of school. 00:00:33.700 - 00:00:34.785
Good job, Mom. 00:00:35.327 - 00:00:36.161
But, with no mom, I could ditch. 00:00:36.870 - 00:00:39.164
If I was gonna be a beauty queen, only one teacher mattered. 00:00:39.623 - 00:00:42.793
- [zips] - [groans] 00:00:43.126 - 00:00:45.295
I thought Magnolia wanted me to coach her. 00:00:45.879 - 00:00:48.382
I had no idea she wanted to seduce me. 00:00:48.465 - 00:00:50.509
Well, you never should have put yourself in that position. 00:00:50.592 - 00:00:53.220
No grown man should have to jump out of a teenage girl's window. 00:00:53.303 - 00:00:56.932
We should tell her parents. 00:00:57.015 - 00:00:58.475
If it were our daughter, I'd want to know. 00:00:59.142 - 00:01:00.978
Are you insane? You're an accused child molester. 00:01:01.061 - 00:01:04.189