| - [pop music playing]
- ♪ Ooh, aah ♪ |
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| ♪ Ooh-la-la-la ♪ |
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| ♪ Ooh, aah... ♪ |
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| [Patty] When I was fat, "squat" was more
of an adjective than a verb. |
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| But Bob made everything more meaningful. |
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| [buzzer sounds on phone] |
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| On your back. |
00:00:20.312 - 00:00:21.313 |
| Time to stretch. |
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| But in a couple of months, I'd be 18,
and then Bob's resting-anus-face wife |
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| would be the only thing left
standing in my way. |
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| Switch. |
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| - And breathe.
- [Patty exhales] |
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| Lucky for me, I have the perfect grenade
to blow up Bob's marriage. |
00:00:35.452 - 00:00:38.789 |
| A necklace from his ex-lover,
proof that he had an affair. |
00:00:38.872 - 00:00:43.001 |
| I just have to find the perfect time
to drop the bomb. |
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| Bob Armstrong. What in the hell? |
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| Oh, hi, Coralee. |
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| Patty. |
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| [Patty] See? Anus face. |
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| What are you doing? |
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| Stretching Patty out. |
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