| you better have a good reason for
getting us out of bed this early, jerk. |
00:00:00.638 - 00:00:03.910 |
| I got a goddamn great reason
for getting you out of bed. |
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| This bar is hemorrhaging money. |
00:00:06.564 - 00:00:08.583 |
| You gotta spend money to make
money: Economics 101, dude. |
00:00:08.584 - 00:00:11.521 |
| You're bleeding us to death, |
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| especially with that
company credit card you got. |
00:00:13.317 - 00:00:15.839 |
| That is for business expenses, Frank.
Everything on there is a business expense. |
00:00:15.840 - 00:00:19.754 |
| Who spent $500 for laser hair removal? |
00:00:19.755 - 00:00:23.556 |
| Right over here, slick. Don't want to have
hair down there. You know what I'm saying? |
00:00:23.557 - 00:00:26.402 |
| Who spent $5,000 for a samurai sword? |
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| Your head of security. |
00:00:29.333 - 00:00:30.632 |
| Yeah. Just wait till he saves
your life one day with it. |
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| $6,000 on a camcorder. |
00:00:32.516 - 00:00:34.224 |
| Well, I decided what
I'm going to do is I'm |
00:00:34.225 - 00:00:36.292 |
| going to take all those
hilarious characters that I've |
00:00:36.293 - 00:00:38.376 |
| been creating over the past
several years, to put them on tape, |
00:00:38.377 - 00:00:41.085 |
| I'm going to put them on YouTube. |
00:00:41.086 - 00:00:42.842 |
| That way, I can get discovered
by, like, a casting director or |
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| a producer, get some kind
of a TV development deal. |
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| Yeah, right. So the point is, Frank,
is that these are all business expenses. |
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| I mean, some are definitely
more realistic than others. |
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