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[ Engine Revving ] ???? [ Rock ] 00:00:09.275 - 00:00:11.678
[ Teenage Girl Narrating ] GOD, ISN'T HE ADORABLE? 00:02:33.286 - 00:02:34.787
HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, AND WE'RE GOING TO BE MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS... 00:02:35.288 - 00:02:38.224
AND GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER SOMEDAY. 00:02:38.725 - 00:02:40.727
IF YOU OVERLOOK THE STORY OF OUR EXCRUCIATING SENIOR YEAR, 00:02:40.727 - 00:02:44.597
HE'S THE ULTIMATE FUTURE HUSBAND. 00:02:44.597 - 00:02:47.100
HI, I'M ADAM FISHER. I'M A SENIOR OVER AT THE HIGH SCHOOL. 00:02:47.100 - 00:02:51.104
GO HOGS! 00:02:51.104 - 00:02:53.106
I KNOW THIS IS A BIT EARLY TO ASK YOU THIS, 00:02:53.606 - 00:02:54.991
SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE MET AND ALL, 00:02:54.991 - 00:02:57.977
BUT IT'S REAL IMPORTANT TO ME TO BE THE KIND OF GUY THAT GOD WANTS ME TO BE. 00:02:57.977 - 00:03:03.249
YOU SEE, THE ONE THING I'M REALLY STRUGGLING WITH... 00:03:03.249 - 00:03:07.820
IS IF DOING IT IS SO BAD, 00:03:07.820 - 00:03:09.889
WHY DID GOD MAKE IT FEEL SO GOOD? 00:03:09.889 - 00:03:13.259
[ Girls Giggling ] 00:03:19.866 - 00:03:23.086
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 00:03:23.586 - 00:03:25.588
UM, LADIES, 00:03:26.089 - 00:03:28.391
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BY THE NEW MEMBERS' RECEPTION... 00:03:29.776 - 00:03:32.095
AT REVEREND LEMKO'S OFFICE. 00:03:32.095 - 00:03:34.464
HE KIND OF REFERRED ME TO YOU, SINCE, LIKE, YOU'RE THE YOUTH PASTOR AND ALL. 00:03:34.464 - 00:03:39.152
LADIES, PLEASE. 00:03:41.054 - 00:03:42.555