| - So I give Sam the flowers,
and she's not happy. |
00:00:13.601 - 00:00:16.069 |
| - Are those
for somebody else? |
00:00:16.070 - 00:00:17.671 |
| - You don't deserve me, and
you don't deserve these roses. |
00:00:17.672 - 00:00:19.539 |
| - Waste of my [Bleep] money. |
00:00:19.540 - 00:00:21.308 |
| - Okay,
you just bought me flowers, |
00:00:21.309 - 00:00:22.675 |
| and now you're throwing 'em out,
so now I'm like, |
00:00:22.676 - 00:00:24.110 |
| "what the [Bleep]" in my head,
like, what is goin' on? |
00:00:24.111 - 00:00:26.413 |
| - Me and Snooki
kinda hooked up. |
00:00:26.414 - 00:00:29.082 |
| - We were drunk one night,
and we sorta had sex. [Laughs] |
00:00:29.083 - 00:00:31.584 |
| - Dude!
- What? |
00:00:31.585 - 00:00:33.120 |
| - You're telling everybody that
I cheated on Jionni with you. |
00:00:33.121 - 00:00:34.788 |
| I can't even
look at you right now. Done! |
00:00:34.789 - 00:00:36.389 |
| - Where the [Bleep] you been?
What'd you do? |
00:00:36.390 - 00:00:38.391 |
| - Jionni worries too much,
and I feel like, |
00:00:38.392 - 00:00:41.161 |
| you know,
he doesn't trust me sometimes. |
00:00:41.162 - 00:00:42.729 |
| Why are you so mad at me?
Stop. |
00:00:42.730 - 00:00:46.733 |
| Get crazy |
00:00:46.734 - 00:00:47.734 |
| what? |
00:00:47.735 - 00:00:49.836 |
| - I'm goin' to Jersey shore,
bitch! |
00:00:49.837 - 00:00:51.872 |
| - All right,
we got a situation. |
00:00:51.873 - 00:00:54.541 |
| - I'm the sweetest bitch
you'll ever meet. |
00:00:54.542 - 00:00:56.543 |
