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WOMAN: David? David! 00:00:15.190 - 00:00:17.292
Are you hiding in the garage again? 00:00:17.294 - 00:00:19.027
Look at this mess. 00:00:23.332 - 00:00:25.233
Come on out, David. 00:00:25.235 - 00:00:26.268
I know you're here. 00:00:26.270 - 00:00:28.269
Oh. Hello, dear. 00:00:28.271 - 00:00:30.238
I was just cataloging some of my collection. 00:00:30.240 - 00:00:33.007
Collection? Pft. Bunch of junk. 00:00:33.009 - 00:00:36.611
It's not junk. 00:00:36.613 - 00:00:38.113
This comb belonged to Cleopatra. 00:00:38.115 - 00:00:40.348
And this... This is an actual early draft of the Magna Carta. 00:00:40.350 - 00:00:43.919
And this... 00:00:43.921 - 00:00:44.853
Right. Like you could afford these things 00:00:44.855 - 00:00:46.654
on a physics professor's salary. 00:00:46.656 - 00:00:48.890
We can't even afford the new car I want. 00:00:48.892 - 00:00:51.192
I- I didn't buy them, Enid. 00:00:51.194 - 00:00:53.027
I sort of took them. 00:00:53.029 - 00:00:55.563
You robbed a museum? 00:00:55.565 - 00:00:57.765
Is that why you're wearing that goofy cat suit? 00:00:57.767 - 00:01:00.334
Well, sort of. Not exactly. 00:01:00.336 - 00:01:02.937
Remember last summer when I didn't get tenure? 00:01:02.939 - 00:01:04.972