| "Melissa & Joey" is recorded in
front of a live studio audience. |
00:00:00.936 - 00:00:03.770 |
| I'm leaving,
if anyone needs me. |
00:00:06.758 - 00:00:09.893 |
| - Hey, Aunt Mel.
- Oh, jeez. |
00:00:09.927 - 00:00:12.346 |
| - Can I talk to you?
- Yeah, sure, my door is always open. |
00:00:12.431 - 00:00:15.601 |
| Except right now.
I'm slamming it shut behind me. Bye. |
00:00:15.636 - 00:00:17.704 |
| Wait. What? No,
but this is an emergency. |
00:00:17.739 - 00:00:21.441 |
| My friend Scarlett
got... |
00:00:21.475 - 00:00:23.647 |
| A boyfriend. |
00:00:23.682 - 00:00:25.486 |
| Oh, my God. I thought you
were gonna say implants. |
00:00:25.520 - 00:00:28.463 |
| Because you're beautiful
just the way you are, |
00:00:28.498 - 00:00:30.473 |
| and those things
are expensive. |
00:00:30.508 - 00:00:32.615 |
| No, look, I don't
know what to do. |
00:00:32.649 - 00:00:34.518 |
| Her boyfriend is always with her
and he acts so strange around me. |
00:00:34.553 - 00:00:37.862 |
| Okay, well, invite them both
over and make nice with the guy. |
00:00:37.896 - 00:00:41.638 |
| 'Cause boyfriends come and go,
but friendships last for months. |
00:00:41.672 - 00:00:43.877 |
| See ya. |
00:00:43.911 - 00:00:45.680 |
| Aunt Mel, I need you. |
00:00:46.683 - 00:00:48.651 |
| Holly's birthday is in three days and
I haven't gotten her a present yet. |
00:00:48.685 - 00:00:50.890 |
| Get her one of those edible bouquets
with the chocolate covered fruit. |
00:00:50.924 - 00:00:54.697 |
| Yeah, she'll love it.
And if she doesn't, I'll eat it, |
00:00:54.732 - 00:00:56.566 |
| 'cause those things
are great. |
00:00:56.601 - 00:00:58.603 |
