| DUNCAN: "It's
laughter we're after"? |
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| That's the best college
boy could come up with? |
00:00:04.505 - 00:00:06.585 |
| No, no, no. |
00:00:06.673 - 00:00:07.803 |
| I can do better. Okay. Okay. |
00:00:07.883 - 00:00:09.513 |
| How about, "Making kids laugh |
00:00:09.593 - 00:00:11.093 |
| "is the contractual
responsibility of our staff"? |
00:00:11.178 - 00:00:13.428 |
| Ah? (CHUCKLES) |
00:00:13.514 - 00:00:14.564 |
| I got a better one for ya,
four eyes. How about this? |
00:00:14.640 - 00:00:17.430 |
| "Laughter lights up your life |
00:00:17.518 - 00:00:18.808 |
| "like an oxyacetylene blowtorch
with a multi-flame tip." Ow! |
00:00:18.894 - 00:00:22.444 |
| Thank you. You're welcome. |
00:00:22.523 - 00:00:24.613 |
| Mom, you didn't need to
drive me. I could've walked. |
00:00:25.317 - 00:00:27.527 |
| I wanted to make sure your
second day started better. |
00:00:27.611 - 00:00:30.111 |
| - I know, I get it. It's okay. Stop it.
- Just hold on a second. Here we go. |
00:00:30.197 - 00:00:33.657 |
| - Stop! Mom...
- That's my little baby behemoth. |
00:00:33.742 - 00:00:36.872 |
| I've got a plan. Comedy
class on my lunch breaks, |
00:00:36.954 - 00:00:39.374 |
| and I'm gonna get
on that Laugh Floor. |
00:00:39.456 - 00:00:41.246 |
| This whole crazy MIFT thing is
just a temporary nightmare. Okay? |
00:00:41.333 - 00:00:45.963 |
| The Monsters Inc.
Facilities Team? |
00:00:46.046 - 00:00:47.546 |
| They can't be as weird
as you said they were. |
00:00:47.631 - 00:00:49.551 |
| - Mom, I...
- FRITZ: MIFTer! MIFTer! |
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